where were going, we won’t need roads

i’ve stepped into a time machine today. 
i’ve gone all the way back to the wonderful year of 1986.  that moment in time that gave us comet halley’s full perihelion, the challenger explosion, and the death of cliff burton.
wait a minute…..reading through the events of 1986, i’m kind of noticing a trend here. 
1986 really sucked!
i sat through [...]

i wish i was a baseball star

for some reason i saw this today and it really made me want to buy all of the dvd’s in the series and become the best baseball player in the MLB today.

i bet if harold reynolds came back today, he would still own the league, or at the very least look really old.
you know that this [...]

no comments……no problem

remember when college was “in” and my blog was violated by comments left and right?  now that violation is over and i feel dirty.
no body breezes through these parts anymore.
i feel like the old mill that was once booming but is now full of rats and smells like an armpit.
pity.

did you hear the one about the child star?

apparently, they are shooting her full of chemicals so she’ll stay looking cute.
people will deny that such chemicals even exist, but they are out there.
she get’s shot up three times a day, and then soaked in cider water.

P.S. She’s actually 16.