sundays lies

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justin trudeau decided he’s going to be like daddy and try to be a politician.  He says he’ll try real hard to win, but other people are better.  he says he doesn’t want anything handed to him, he yould rather win it on his on merits.  yah for rich kids.

harper went to quebecs heartland to try look like a hero fighting sepratism.  i know, your asking yourself, quebec has heart?  he stood in front of 400 people, spoke in french, and was still a douche.

enviroment minister john baird, who seems more and more incompetent at his job with every passing day, was mad because david suzuki and al gore are taking turns making him look like a clown.  he was like, don’t make fun of my plan, when you were vice-president emissions increased and stuff.  al gore retorted by eating a cake and laughing like destro from g.i. joe.

a bunch of cops in vancouver went into a condo and came out with rambo’s secret weapon stash.  they had to bring in military explosives experts to deal with the bundle of goods.  charges were pending against rambo, who quickly made a daring escape by breaking the necks of 8 officers and then jumping off a cliff into some trees and disappearing into the night.

governor general michaelle jean is urging kids not have a “bling bling” attitude.  she made these remarks at harry jerome awards for african-canadian excellence.  there are so many things wrong with this news story, i can’t begin to know where to start…..

and finally, the states are telling people that it’s safe to eat hog who have been contaminated with poison pet food.  oh yeah, for sure, bring on the bacon. 

happy eating kids.

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