March 3, 2007

safari?

do you think that if you encountered an african wild cat while on safari, and you had the cat toy deal with the little bell on the end, you might have a better chance of surviving an attack?
odds are probably not.
yet could you imagine how amazing it would be to tell that story to people?

March 3, 2007

traffic lights are against me

you know what i’m talking about.
everyday on my way to work, it happens.
it doesn’t matter if i’m 15 minutes early or 15 minutes late.  the traffic lights are against me.  it’s like they wait for for me to be inches away from the intersection and then completely bi-pass the yellow and go directly to that [...]