i need to get back to the gym.

i workout in monthly intervals. meaning i wait till i get fat and sloppy (mcdonalds monopoly i’m looking in your direction) to start at the gym again.

it’s not like i’m some guy thats all worried about how he looks, if that’s what your thinking. the fact of the matter is that when i get all sloppy and lazy, i start to feel like shit. i’m tired and eating way to much crap lately. so in turn, i’ve become lazy again.

so tonight i return to the gym.

i hate it so much too. so much friggin work, and everyone else there is already superjacked and ready to flex you into next week at the drop of a hat. there’s guy’s drinking super baby seal protein flexo shakes and i got a bottle of water. maybe i’m wrong here, but i don’t remember the teacher telling me to run and get a drink from the massogainer shake fountain after a hard period of king’s court.

i look around and all i see is comedy. tonnes of people sweating hand juice on the same handlebars yet pretending to listen to music to keep from talking to anyone else. it’s quite the sight to behold. people leaving a nice dose of ass sweat for the next chest flyer user, but unable to look them in the face and say hi. it really is fantastic for laugh.

but tonight i return.

need to get this body into shape again.

this should be funny……