full of class

been thinking these little thoughts

i had a tuna sandwich and now i think the fish juice has left me feeling seasick.
i drank way to much milk too.
tomorrow i’m going to do amazing things but for now fake tuna will do.
i want to go see the movie about the ghost’s that talk through the t.v. and shit, but no one will go with me. i mean fuck, ghost’s talking through shit and batman trying to solve the fucking mystery but i guess it’s because no remembers micheal keaton anyways, and most scary movies suck. true story, i went to see blade 3 and about halfway through the movie i see this little kid wandering at the front of the theatre. true story.
i hope you took notes becuase there’s gonna be a test after words.

incredibly edible

shark pits strikes again

there’s a new fear on dry land and it goes by the name of shark pits.
she will swallow your pen within seconds.
the snapping action that is used by shark pits and can severe your pen in half rendering it useless to write with,
watch out kids, she’s coming to a neighbourhood near you.