Entries from January 2005

January 26, 2005

full of class


January 26, 2005

been thinking these little thoughts

i had a tuna sandwich and now i think the fish juice has left me feeling seasick.
i drank way to much milk too.
tomorrow i’m going to do amazing things but for now fake tuna will do.
i want to go see the movie about the ghost’s that talk through the t.v. and shit, but no one [...]

January 25, 2005

incredibly edible


January 25, 2005

shark pits strikes again

there’s a new fear on dry land and it goes by the name of shark pits.
she will swallow your pen within seconds.
the snapping action that is used by shark pits and can severe your pen in half rendering it useless to write with,
watch out kids, she’s coming to a neighbourhood near you.